Sunday, September 6, 2009

NEXT TIME, ALIENS!

In these times, we no longer pray to make the sun come up, for rain (except facetiously). We pray now for “that” job, “that” boy/girl friend, someone who’s ill, money. The generally-accepted deities are a couple of thousand years old, and they had nothing to say about cell phone etiquette. I don’t think queues had even been invented, much less standing-in-line courtesy. We need someone a little more up-to-date. And we need to decide if it’s okay to pray for a big-screen TV, or if that would be asking too much.

So if we were building a deity today, what would he be like? Would we have to do ritual dances or chants for results? I think we know better than to make “sacrifices” of living beings. With our new commandments and these things clarified, all we need is a ‘messenger.’ Maybe it would be better if he or she were not divine…Traditionally, there’d be a ‘miraculous’ birth story; maybe a baby doctors thought could not be saved, but an angel appeared or something? What do you think?

1 comment:

Darshan Chande said...

Humorous. Interesting. You know what, I think a lot like you. But the only different I guess I share with you is that I do not call my self an atheist. Though being a rationalist I am not a Believer, either.

I suggest you read the upcoming post on my blog which I am planning on writing now. It will be published either on coming Sunday or the Sunday after it. I am going to explain in more detail what God is.